Annoying email lists are for annoying people, and you're not annoying, so when you sign up for this list, we won't be annoying about it. We only sent 40 total emails in 2014, which is like one every nine days. Kind of not a big thing, right? The emails we send will almost always just be our new weekly post, right when it comes out, with something else every once in a while. If you change your mind, you can unsubscribe anytime using the unsubscribe link at the bottom of each email. Okay I've said enough here. Mailchimp is creeped out by how much I'm writing, since all they expected me to write here was "Enter Your Email Address to Subscribe."
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