Annoying email lists are for annoying people, and you're not annoying, so when you sign up for this list, we won't be annoying about it. We only sent 40 total emails in 2014, which is like one every nine days. Kind of not a big thing, right? Okay I've said enough here. Mailchimp is creeped out by how much I'm writing, since all they expected me to write here was "Enter Your Email Address to Subscribe."
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